To the Nines has ratings and reviews. James said: Book Review 3 out of 5 stars for To the Nines, the 9th book in the Stephanie Plum. “My same is Stephanie Plum and I was born and raised in the Chambersburg section of Trenton, where the top male activities are scarfing pastries and pork. The unforgettable characters, nonstop action, high-stakes suspense, and sheer entertainment of To the Nines define Janet Evanovich as unique among today’s.

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Items borrowed from other libraries through Interlibrary Loan are dependent on the policies of the lending library. An ordinary person would cave under the pressure. But hey, she’s from Jersey.

Stephanie Plum may not be the best bounty hunter in beautiful downtown Trenton, but she’s pretty darn good at turning bad situations her way.

In To the Ninesher cousin Vinnie who’s also her boss has posted bail on Samuel Singh, an illegal immigrant. When the elusive Mr. Singh goes missing, Stephanie is on the case. But what she uncovers is far more sinister than anyone imagines and yo to a group of killers who give new meaning to the word hunter. In a race against time that takes her from the Jersey Turnpike to the Vegas Strip, Stephanie Plum is on the chase of her life.

The unforgettable characters, nonstop action, high-stakes suspense, and sheer entertainment of To the Eevanovich define Janet Evanovich as unique among today’s writers. Thank God for small favors because the top activities for men in the Burg are scarfing pastries and pork rinds and growing ass hair. The pastry and pork rind scarfing I’ve seen first hand. The ass hair growing is for the most part rumor. The first butt I saw up close and personal belonged to Joe Morelli. Morelli put an end to my virgin status and showed me an ass that was masculine perfection Back then Morelli thought a long term commitment was twenty minutes.

I was tge of thousands who got to admire Morelli’s bare ass as he pulled his pants up and headed for the door. Morelli’s been in and out of my life since then.


He’s currently in and he’s improved with age, butt included. So the sight of a naked ass isn’t exactly new to me, but the one I was presently watching took the cake. Punky Balog had an ass like Winnie the Pooh Sad to say, that was where the similarity ended because, unlike Pooh bear, there was nothing endearing or cuddly about Punky Balog. I knew about Punky’s ass because I was in my new sunshine yellow Ford Escape, sitting across from Punky’s dilapidated row house, and Punky had his huge Pooh butt plastered against his second story window.

To the Nines (Stephanie Plum, book 9) by Janet Evanovich

My sometimes partner, Lula, was riding shotgun for me and Lula and I were staring up at the butt in open mouthed horror. Punky slid his butt side to side on the pane and Lula and I gave a collective, upper lip curled back eeyeuuw! Vinnie’s office is on Hamilton Avenue, his front window looking into the Burg. He’s ninss the world’s best bonds agent. And he’s not the worst. Truth is, he’d probably be a better bondsman if he wasn’t saddled with Lula and me. I do fugitive apprehension for Vinnie and I have a lot more luck than skill.

Lula mostly does filing. Lula hasn’t got luck or skill.

The thing Lula has going for her is the ability to tolerate Vinnie. Lula’s a plus size black woman in a size seven white world and Lula’s had a lot of practice at pulling attitude.

Punky turned and gave us a wave with his Johnson.

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If you had a lumpy little wanger like that would evanlvich go waving it in public? I wouldn’t want to see this up close.

See the little tuft of hair on the anteater head and then there’s the thing the anteater snuffs up ants with Except ol’ Punky here’s gotta get real close to the ants on account of his snuffer isn’t real big.

Punky’s got a pinky. One night while tthe her trade she had a near death experience and decided to change everything but her wardrobe. Not even a near death experience could get Lula out of spandex. She was currently wearing a skin tight hot pink mini-skirt and a tiger print top that made her boobs look like big round over-inflated balloons.

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It was early June and mid-morning and the Jersey air wasn’t cooking yet, so Lula had a yellow angora sweater over the tiger top. If I don’t get paid, I don’t have rent money.

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If I don’t have rent money, I get kicked out of my apartment and have to move in with my parents. I’m gonna be hoping the only weapon he’s got, he’s holding in his hand right now I’m ready to do the job.

Make sure you have your walkie talkie on so I can let you know when I’m coming in. I parked the Escape two houses down, walked to Punky’s front door and rang the bell. No one responded so I rang a second time.

I gave the door a solid rap with my fist and shouted bond enforcement. I heard shouting carrying over from the back yard, a door crashing open and evanoivch shut and then more muffled shouting.

I called Lula on the talkie but got no response. A moment later the front door opened to the house next to me and Lula stomped out. It could happen, you know. We’re under a lot of pressure when evanovichh making these dangerous apprehensions. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.

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